Modified Cars

Modified car owners have no taste. I say this for the following reasons 

• I pity you for wasting your father's money on spoiling the beauty of your car by re-painting it in multicolored stripes and designs and making it look like a wall painted by drunk rebels in South East Asia. 
• Those stickers and Shaolin messages which neither you understand nor do others understand, look like graffiti on the inside of public lavatory doors. 
• In fact, stickers like McLaren, West, etc. make your car look like the ones they use for selling  home made pickles with flex banners carrying the owner's portrait
• The spoiler behind your car is just like an old aluminum antenna  which we all used until 1995 to get DD2.  
• What irritates me the most is the captions you write behind your car using cheap radium stickers. Some of the your clan's captions have rendered me speechless
• Yes, It's my Dad's road - WTF
• I'm not driving fast, I am flying low - WTF
• Catch me if you can - (Why the F*** should anyone catch you?)
• Mom says, no girls - (You won't get any, anyway)
• Yamaraj on drive - (If you drive this way, you'll meet him soon anyway)
• Drive carefully, because I am careless - (Oh Wow)
• Ghost Rider - (how true, you look like a ghost anyway)
• New world order - (NWO doesn't mean screwing up your car, so please..)
• Ride it like you stole it - (In Hyderabad, you get caught in Punjagutta traffic anyway) 
• And Hello, in Hyderabad, there's fog only for 3 days in a year. So remove those fog lamps and put them up in your brain to enhance clarity.
• Those two wide white stripes on your car from bonnet to dickey make the car look like the sides of track pants which fat men wear to gym.
• The sub-woofer you bought at Jummeraat Bazaar in which you play Hip Hop can get seized by the cops any day.
• That H on the roof of your car doesn't signify Helipad. It stands for, "HOWLA"

- Deepak Karamungikar