Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Cricket Vs Corporate

1. What is 'corridor of uncertainty' in your office?  
A: It is that part of the corridor where your boss can see you from his cabin while you are trying to push off at 5.00 pm.

2. What is a 'Free Hit'?
A: 'Free Hit' is the day on which your boss is on leave and his phone is switched off.


3. What is a 'Sweet Spot'?
A: Sweet Spot is that place on the office floor from where that cute girl is clearly visible. (At this place you usually find a CH***YA sitting)


4. What is a 'Yorker'?
A: Yorker is that explanation seeking mail you receive from your client for which you have no answer and your boss is on cc.


5. What is 'Super-over'?
A: Super-over is that extra hour when the meeting gets extended for the want of Samosas.


6. What is 'Hawk-Eye'?
A: It is that slave of the CEO who sees everything that's happening and reports word by word even if you fart, sneeze, etc.


7. Who is 'Ajit Agarkar'?
A: He is the management recommended candidate who adds no value to the company and is a part of every meeting.

8. What is 'Caught Behind'?
A: While at the coffee machine, you crib about your boss to a colleague and hurl abuses and he listens to you from behind.

9. What is run-out?
A: You run to catch the elevator in time to avoid the most irritating boring manager but you end up being victimized early in the morning.

10. Who is Dinesh Karthik?
A: He was in Satyam last year.

6 comments:

AK(Anirudh Koppula) said...

sweet spot, ajit agarkar and caught behind are suppperbly spot on hahahahha....

and the last one was DK spl so....hahahaha

kk said...

who is sachin tendulkar???

Harishankar said...

Ajit Agarkar is superb

Unknown said...

corridor of uncertainty. hahahahaha. remember u telling me this one earlier also.n btw, r hawk eye and ajit agarkar good pals or compete for the CEO's s**t? ;)

Aditya said...

ha ha ha ha 'he was in satyam last year'

Varun said...

Poor DK and Agarkar :D