Monday, June 25, 2007

Corporate Confusion.

  1. What do you understand by the phrase “Best HR-Practices”?

Ans. It’s an Oxymoron.

  1. What is common between an Air Deccan’s air-hostess and an HR Manager?

Ans. They don’t do anything. They just smile.

  1. Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Sloth, Wrath, Envy and Pride are the seven deadly sins. What is the eighth one?

Ans. Arguing with the HR.

  1. A top HR executive was once interviewing a candidate who was a little paranoid about the pay package. The interviewer then replied, ‘You don’t have to worry about your salary package, we ensure that you get the most of what was promised.’

  1. This place is lifeless and has a refugee camp ambiance with one or more invincible people who will never say you are right and will never agree if it’s their mistake. Irrespective of your post, position and prestige, you will be humiliated and treated at par with your office boy. Which place is this?

Ans. The Finance Department