To be counted as a 'posh' and 'upmarket' guy or a girl, just follow this easy 18 step process.
- Say 'Seeeeriously....' whenever someone says something and you want to agree
- Say 'I Sweaaaar....' with a nod of the head if you more than agree
- Pretend you are riding a pillion for the first time on a bike
- Don't remove that airport check-in tag from your bag even ten days after that flight
- Pretend you don't know Hindi when speaking to Auto wallah
- Wear Goggles until you reach your desk inside the office even if it is 100 mts from the main entrance
- Keep a stock market related website open in one window and pass comments like, "The market is screwed today" and frown and have a disappointed expression
- Intrude into all discussions related to cars and say things like, "Thats an MPFI engine dude, it is.."
- Pretend you are a Rock Music fan and wear a Metallica T-shit to work on Fridays
- Grow a French beard
- Say 'Wooo...' when something good happens
- Say "Awe freakin some" when you have to say Awesome
- Say 'Mobeel' when you have to say Mobile
- Say 'Text' when you have to say SMS
- Say 'flash drive' when you have to say 'pen drive'
- Say 'buzz off' when you have to say 'f*** off'
- Don't eat your original capacity in public, maintain restraint, i know it's difficult for you
- Crack that joke you read in 'Readers Digest' at the barber shop. Look around to see if there's no duplication of audience and crack it again at the cafeteria
17 comments:
Awe 'freakin' some :P
LOOL...love this topic!! if we start going on, can never end it up within a page! :D
good one again! :)
"Awe freakin some"
Wooo....this post is "Seeeeeriously Awe freakin some" hahahaha...i sweaaaaar
Good one !!
the airline tag is awesome...n very very true.... :D
This is Deepak's Official massacre of so many dude's both know... Lage raho Deepu bhai..
ha ha ha
nice one.. "Buzzz off " LOL :D
The 6th point is still echoing in my ears because i do the same action. Jhakaaaas article dada.
ba ha ha ha ha, i used to do the readers digest, makes me 1% posh :D
nice one...
Some of them like using text instead of SMS is actually a common thing in UK. If I say I will drop you a SMS they just give me a blank stare...text is what they understand.
Just like Americans do not understand 'Footpath' in UK they do not understand SMS
I thought of countering something but I could not have one.
Instead I started laughing loud on monday morning in my cabin
Thanks mate making my mood alright
Regards
Harishankar
Grow a French beard.....Seeeeeriously
Address everyone as Bro.
call everyone Bro
I could actually relate to some points - God, I must be POSH!
Loved it !
Pretend you are a Rock Music fan and wear a Metallica T-shit to work on Fridays
T-shirt? :P
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