Observations, here and there...Modern Teenagers

Weird fashion sense has marred the overall aesthetic appeal of human race. In my city, Hyderabad, if you go to GVKOne or City Center or Central or any other mall, you will find that a group of teenagers (Teeny Boppers - as described by a retarded newspaper in Hyd.) hanging out with the weirdest clothes ever. These teenagers, usually under 20, have no idea about the most basic things in life. As my friend Gursimran Khamba described in one of his earlier posts, their eccentricity has reached dizzy heights and they seriously need to think again.

Their dressing sense will make Lady Gaga feel like shit. You will find that even a  guy with waist size 23 inches will wear a low rise jeans and expose his duplicate Jockey underwear strap which he would have bought in front of GPO in Abids. He will wear three steel chains around his neck and wear about four beaded bracelets in  his hand. He will wear a Linkin Park  or Akon  t-shirt and if you go closer. you will hear him sing, "Smack that, all on the floor, smack that, give me some more..." The latest trend is to wear a Chunni on that t-shirt. Pardon me, I don't know what that cloth is called, but that's what it looks like. He will wear a tattoo on his neck which is actually CHUTIYA written in Chinese and he has paid for it.

The other day, I saw a guy who had tied a ponytail on his beard. I don't know what it is called, but it looked like an abandoned nest. Hairstyles have come of age too, you find every third guy with long straight hair  and those whose hair doesn't grow, they end up coloring it, mostly the front few strands of hair with brown color and look like a cock(masculine for hen).

You will always find two wires hanging from his ears. The other end of these wires is connected to a Chinese made iPhone replica which has 7 speakers and 17 lights glow when he receives a call...err missed call. He would have set caller tune to the latest POP hit and the ringtone, is mos likely to be 'Lonely' by Akon. The phone has about 1 GB of porn in 3GP format downloaded from debonairblog. 

And the most interesting part is, he would have a chewing-gum chewing girl friend who has a fake UK accent. She wears 300 grams of make up and wears goggles even while watching a movie. No wonder she likes all Akshay Kumar movies. And when they have a conversation in public, they behave as if they landed from London an hour ago and will go back that evening. But outside the mall, her English will sound like "LIke, you know, I was like you know...I told you no rey, like why you are doing like that, you know..."

However, to find out more about their genius, ask them to sing the National Anthem.

- Deepak Karamungikar