At the bar

We're all aware that people who get drunk behave differently while they're high. But, there are some finer aspects of this behavior which one gets to see when the heat is on. When a group of young corporate executives go for a drink, this is what you get to see

• If two or more waiters say hello to one of the guys, it means that he's a regular there and will end up drinking most. Also notice that he will order for drinks without looking at the menu
• Suddenly one of the guys starts talking louder than usual - don't offer him more drinks. He's done
• At the table, everyone becomes a close friend and hug each other
• The waiter becomes a close friend too 
• Even the lamest office joke like "Aah, he is so tall, that he doesn't fit in his cabin" is LMAOed and ROTFLed and repeated until the neighboring tables object or walk-out
• One of the guys will go on pretext of a phone call, puke and come back and say, "Dude, let's have another beer"
• Career advice is free that night
• Family problems advice comes faster than time taken by Dinesh Karthik to return to pavillion
• Philosophical statements often heard
• He doesn't know the true value of friendship
• I had two choices, I joined this company and screwed up
• I made many mistakes in my life
• Your true love will come back to you 
• I have taken enough shit now
• I want a tension-free life
• I hate this job

• Philanthropic statements often heard 
• You send me your resume, I'll take care
• Tell me how much money you need
• Any time of the day, just call me once
• You can take my car
• I'll help you finish that documentation. Just send it to me
• We can all go to my farmhouse next time

• Instant revelations after 4 pegs by occasional drinkers
• My uncle is the police commissioner
• I met A R Rahman in Chennai airport
• The present MLA is aunt's classmate
• I'm very particular about the brands I wear - I buy only Nike
• I can drink a full bottle of whiskey and can stand up straight
• I have had about 9 girlfriends
• I lost my virginity in 10th class
• My cousin is very rich - drives a Scorpio
• My grandfather had 200 acres of agricultural land. Relatives snatched everything. Even today, even if you just tell his name, everyone recognizes
• I am steady.

- Deepak Karamungikar