Pappu Bewakoofkar until yesterday was a software engineer with a project in hand (usually a rare combination). But life changed for him after he watched the movie 'Delhi Belly'. He was awed by the use of swear-words in the movie that he watched the movie 5 times in one week. Especially when one of the actors said 'bho****ke,' without any context, he laughed out hysterically. Pappu comes from a conservative family and has always secretly enjoyed swear-words. On Wednesday, when he reached office, he was greeted well by everyone. But at lunch, in the cafeteria, he was reminded of the hilarious scene where one of the actors takes a shit and finds that there is no water in the toilet. He laughed out loud. When his boss, who was sitting at the adjacent table asked him, 'What happened?', he promptly replied, 'Chup bhosdike'. There was a deathly silence when he said it, but Pappu kept walking towards the counter singing 'Bhaag DK bose DK bose...'.
When Pappu realized what happened, it was too late. His boss' colleagues were ROFLing. When this was taken to HR's notice, Pappu was taken to task and was handed over his termination letter and was asked to leave the premises immediately. Other software engineers were found gossiping about Pappu and one of the girls said, 'Kya ch***ya hai, pata nahi behe****d kab gali deni hai, kab nahi deni. Gali kabhi waste nahi honi chahiye'.
While Pappu's boss is not having a good time facing everyone in the office, he was heard saying 'Izzat nikaal di bho****e ne,'
- Deepak Karamungikar
*pure satire. nothing serious*
2 comments:
Only these categories of people would like this movies:
1) Those who are kids and have never seen many adult movies. They laugh on seeing @#$%, hearing sound of fart etc
2) Those youngsters who did not have good upbringing and think that this is the movie for the youngster. And totally ignoring what is good and what is bad for them. Without using their own brain, they rely on others. They are saying that this if for the open minded people, new generation.
3) NRIs working in U.S. and their work is to clean @#$%.
4) Some huge fan of Aamir, who cannot dislike any of his movie.
5) People who believes in "Bhed chaal". After seeing fake news like this, many people(without using their own brain) would start thinking that its a good movie.
6) Those people who are comparing this movie with hollywood movies. Whereas the hollywood movies are adult but clean comedy, its watchable, no cheap comedy. Their jokes focuses on good funny scenes, funny dialogs etc. And not on abusive languages, fart sound etc.. Some people like this movie because they have added abusive languages. These people's own family members uses these language, so its common for them. So they feel more confortable. They are saying that this is real thing. These people can even watch this movie with their family members.
7) People who do not want to look stupid. Since they have spend money on watching this movie in theater, after watching the movie they would tell others that its a good movie.
8) People who do have many good options for movies. They believe that "Bbuddah Hoga Tera Baap" must be a stupid movie because it has no sex comedy, the hero is quite old and moreoever the reviews for Delhi Belly are good(although all are fake).
9) Youngsters who feel that saying abusive words is trendy.
If I have missed any other category, please add.
finally bose DK bhaag gaya!
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