Friday, July 22, 2011

DON'T TALK RUBBISH: K Kesava Rao to start spoken English classes.

Senior Congress leader Mr. K Kesava Rao has decided to start Spoken English classes after he finishes his current agitation. He was impressed with the cheering he received recently after a press conference to a English News Channel. He is confident that this move, will make him quite popular among the people and also help people learn English in the current global environment. 

Mr. Kesava Rao is known for his Cambridge-esque vocabulary. And his grammar expertise makes him a No. 1 among all the congress leaders in the region. He is also well appreciated by the people of the region and the news media equally. He has been at the forefront of all the issues and has been actively involved in speaking to the media. Last time he gave a interview at a national news channel, its TRP rose by 400%. 

After observing a series of interviews on TV and his speeches, 'prajalu, yuvakulu' (people, especially youth) have come up with this demand that he starts Spoken English classes so that every one can join and try to become like him. Owing to the public demand and wave of appreciation, he has decided to give in. The spoken English course will be delivered in 2 phases - 

Phase 1. Speaking in English. 
Phase 2. Making people understand in Telugu/Hindi/Urdu. 

The fees for the course is yet to be decided, but already 2000+ students have enrolled for the course. Parents in their workplaces have already started competing and are of the opinion that their kids' life will settle and a few of them are also thinking of getting good marriage proposals for their children. 

- D K 
*No intention to hurt anyone. Just for fun. Pure Satire. Nothing Else.*

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good one !

Anirudh said...

LOL

Shd've given few references too ;)

VIJAY said...

And he expressed his wish to start English to Hindi to Telugu translation company.
Experts said it might not work as he clearly failed to convey Telugu people's pulse to Sonia Gandhi.
But KK's strong follower counter attacked that he don't know Italian

Sudhir said...

LOLLL... superb anna!