DON'T TALK RUBBISH: HR Executive becomes first person to crack same joke on Orkut, Facebook, Twitter and Google+

Miss. Kamnahi Kyakaroon is a HR executive working in the pay-roll department of an IT company. After her work for the month was done in the first week, she received a Google+ invitation from one of her friend which added to her social responsibilities. Yesterday, she became the first person to successfully crack the same SMS joke on all four websites Orkut, Facebook, Twitter and Google+, (yes all four of them). This achievement is being touted as one of the rarest and the best yet. 

Kamnahi had realized that her boss was absent for the day and in a fit of excitement, she used the same browser to open all four windows and networked with friends. Kamnahi who writes her name as ♛K@mN@hi ♛ on Orkut, has been on Social Networks for the last 6 years. Her display photo has varied from Kajol, Madhuri Dixit, Aishwarya Rai, Trisha and now Genelia. She has over 9 testimonials, 7 of which were force-bartered. The other two were actually text art from a stalker who has been following her for years now.

Her Facebook where she is known as ‘Kamnahi Kyakaroon :D’ account had remained idle for a long time, since she didn't know many of the features. However, Farmville, Fishville and Astrology apps interested her and she started using Facebook. Today, she is a proud user of 300 apps and has been tagging people in over 2000 photographs which make no fucking sense whatsoever. She probably is also the first lady to click on all video viruses on Facebook till date. Apart from the app notifications, describing weather, she shares 2 SMS Shayaris, 2-3 EPIC LOLZZ videos and tells the world what she ate for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Kamnahi on Twitter has as many followers as Antara Mali has fans. So, let’s not discuss about it. Last week, Kamnahi received a Google+ invite and she hasn’t been trying to figure out what to do with it although she has been going around in circles. To her rescue, came the tech geek from office who is currently stalking her. He helped her figure out stuff and she agreed to go out for coffee with him. Yesterday, when she saw that there was nobody to bug her at work; she accomplished the rare achievement of cracking the same SMS joke on Orkut, Facebook, Twitter and Google+ with extraordinary results. She got over 30 scraps, 18 Likes, 1 RT and 12 +1s.

Kamnahi attributes her success to her hard work and persistence. She said, ‘See, like, you know, I mean, you know, I am on Orkut. Orkut is like a God to me. But, time is moving fast. We also have to move. So, I have to catch up. Facebook status is like a daily chore to me. Also, I would like to thank the geek sir who helped me achieve this, without him, It would have been so difficult to crack same joke on 4 platforms!,’ she said. However, she refused to comment on her single digit follower count on Twitter.

- Deepak Karamungikar

*Pure Satire. Nothing Serious*

Image is used only for effect. Source: topnews.in