Howlesh Kumar of Hyderabad has been a Harry Potter fan for over a decade now. He was in school when he first read the 'Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone' and has been living HP ever since. He was so excited when the first part of the movie released that he got himself the same glasses which Daniel Radcliffe wore and also continues to wear them. He has been excited ever since he heard of the release of the last installment of the series on film. 'I love Harry and gang. I can't imagine, we are 7 parts old now. And this is gonna be the last part,' he said emotionally as his friend handed him over his handkerchief.
But he did something no other fan in the world had managed. Howlesh was excited and emotional at the same time, that he actually entered his office with a broom stick between his thighs, although he didn't fly.
Howlesh wanted to buy an authentic Nimbus 3000 broomstick, but when he went to Begum Bazaar, he found only Monkey and 555 brands and settled for a Monkey brand broomstick with plastic handle and 6 months replacement warranty. As he entered the office with the broomstick stuck between his thighs, security personnel mistook him for house-keeping staff, but he was soon recognized. Fellow Harry Potter fans cheered and a girl, Shunya, whistled and quickly kissed him on his cheek.
Howlesh spent the whole day walking around the office. He also drilled a hole in his office chair so that the he can insert and adjust the broomstick under his bums when he sits. Howlesh and his broomstick have become an Internet rage now as he is getting ready to watch the premier show of Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows - 2. Apparently, he has also taken special permission at PVR Cinemas to watch the film sitting on his broomstick. Howlesh and his Monkey broomstick are talk of the HP fan community world over and is also trending on Twitter. Some of the most elite fans believe that this act can actually land him in Hogwarts.
- Deepak Karamungikar
*Pure Satire. Nothing Serious*
6 comments:
Hahahaa... That awkward day when he resigns his job and permanently settles to be a GHMC sweeper :)).
Howlesh..good name. Name itself reflects what type of howla works he do.
All these Harry potter movies are Vittala charya movies in telugu. He did somany movies like this in olden days with out using of any technology.Now all these movies are new to them.Such Howla people will do the howla actions by seeing all these stunts in new Harry potter movies.
Good satire.
Ho.. ho ho ho ho Howlesh Kumar and the Howlas ..... :D :D ..... He would actually land in Hogwarts or is it Howlats.... :D :D
hehehe :D Howlesh, super name!!! and Monkey and 555 brands too.. :D :D loved this post, especially the ending whr he drilled a hole!! way to go Deepu bhaiyya..waiting for many such from Don't Talk Rubbish!! :) and Praveen Kumar - yeah, even I have the same in my mind, Eminent directors like Vittalacharya and K V Reddy gave us such amazing 'janapada' (fantasy) movies in early 50's itself!! :)
ha ha ha ha Howlesh, i think, i can convince someone to really do that :D
hahahahahaha. Nicely done up bhai. Everyone wants to relate to something. No matter how good, bad, weird. It gives their EGOES a high and keeps their worthless lives going. This Howlesh is one such gentleman trapped in his own wimps and fancies ( brooms and fanatics). Time people introspect their habits and hobbies. Especially the new age Harry Potters, Angry Birds and crazy Facebookers....
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