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To,
To,
Those who made this 3G population control ad
Dear Sir,
I don't want to waste time introducing myself. Let me get into the matter straight away. I wonder what you and your bunch of excel sheet excretionists were thinking when you brought out that advertisement that took average IQ of your industry into negatives. I am talking about the population control dick-wagging your agency came up with and you approved it like an out of business cyprian.
First of all, the music. The music in your advertisement sounds like you gave all the money to AB and hired a local train beggar/singer and his Rs. 20/- a day assistant to finish the job. I seriously want to know what your market research guys were smoking when they came up with this report which says that people fuck only when there is a power failure? People fuck whenever they can. It is true. You might want to try.
Coming to the internet-porn-addict sleazy creative guys and the director who decided to show the bed rocking metaphor for copulation, they didn't have to show to the entire world how they were born. As such, your ad and your service are as unrelated as a Camel's penis and Trigonometry.
Showing long queues of people waiting to take a shit and footage of large crowds to depict India's population is as cliched a man scratching his groin on a sultry afternoon in Chennai. And when he says, 'Bechare aur karenge bhi kya?', I wished someone got medieval on your sphincter and stopped your reckless bum-wiggling.
Introducing a phone as a substitute for a wife was the point where your sanity levels dropped so low that they emerged from the other end of the earth. Also, when you say 'Iski Kya Zaroorat Hai', showing a vasectomy clinic, your ridiculousness surpassed the retardation levels the entire thought that believes watching videos and playing games on 3G is actually useful.
And that 'Maine vaivahik jeevan tyaag diya,' scene where a man is seen fiddling with his phone where he should be fiddling with something else, reinforces my belief that the grey part of your brain people is no bigger than the fluid generating glands between your legs.
Finally, to control population people need to pay Rs.5/- and buy a condom and NOT Rs. 5000/- and get 3G anal probe done every month.
- D K
- D K
17 comments:
It's so funny... Since I rarely have time for TV, had never seen this ad until this morning...By the afternoon a buddy on twitter tweets about this blogpost!!! By the way, someone is really ticked off !!
Introducing a phone as a substitute for a wife was the point where your sanity levels dropped so low that they emerged from the other end of the earth - ROFL !!!
Good Post. Can we NOT take this up with AAAI and have it banned?
BTW.. Why dont you have a link of the advt from youtube here, to reinforce your post.
Keep rocking !
I really liked your language and it is more decent then that fucking commercial.If that adv agency sees this i think they will also start scratching their groin even in the coolest of OOTY temperature.
Finally, to control population people need to pay Rs.5/- and buy a condom and NOT Rs. 5000/-
Point well made! I am sick to my stomach after seeing the 3G ad. It is so sleazy.
Very well written Deepak. I like the bottom line, it costs Rs. 5 not 5000.
On the same lines is the ad. that shows Aamir Khan trying to call and know what his friend is watching on TV. Don't these people (product makers) and advertisers have any sense of privacy? This is in an age when Aadhar is going to screw us up anyways, we don't want technology going to such a level so that someone can know what I am watching, eating, shixxing. etc.
Sujith
People fuck whenever they can. It is true. You might want to try. - AWESOME :D
Introducing a phone as a substitute for a wife was the point where your sanity levels dropped so low - I like this one :)
The 5 and 5000 point is very valid.
As always I loved it :)
LMAO ... Awesome Deepak :)
very well written ..this ad deserves to be banned .. just makes no sense at all ... as someone mentioned same goes with Aamir's new ad as well ..where the hell is privacy ?
The ad certainly deserves to be banned.. I am surprised by the insanity of the fool who made the ad and was about to post about this stupidity on my blog.. Thanks for doing that :)
Good Post. Befitting reply to the most ridiculous ad seen recently.
Wow Bravo....Guess ur over worked brain needs a break too.. Instead of trying to find logic in watever crap which is shown, accept that there are ads and ads. They dont make them to please all of them and importantly you alone. They have caught the attention of all and sundry and if it impacts the business, well and good. On the contrary, It is funny and has a casual look about it and presents a notion. ( we may debate it endlessly but thats about it). I watched it along with couple of friends and we ended up smiling and thats a good beginning. If you think that all ads should be having IQ, you should migrate to Ubuntu and check out. Until that time Wat an Idea Sirji...
LMAO! Awesome Post. How come you did not take a dig at the last two dialoges - "what about your baby?" "before 3G"?
I thought that deserved a whole lot of attention. Esp considering how AB agreed to do it. I'd also like to know what HE was smoking a) when he agreed and b) when he actually shot that line!
Cheers mate! :)
Good one mate!!! Well said!! Creativity at a new low i suppose this is for the ad industry??
Cheers,
Andy
AB obviously did not need phamily plaaning -- so he went ahead with his baby before 3g. But what about the gestation period --- something akin to that of an elephant?
I second what the anonymous comment says....
Guess ur over worked brain needs a break too.. Instead of trying to find logic in watever crap which is shown, accept that there are ads and ads.
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