Cartoon: Film Critic

Don't Talk Rubbish: GreatAndhra files a defamation case against Telugu Film Industry

GreatAndhra.com, on Monday accused the Telugu Film Industry of defaming his beautiful website. He accused all the industry stalwarts of trying to malign the reputation of the delicate-as-flower website. He saw the complaints against him as serious measure to rattle the strong ethical foundation on which GreatAndhra.com stands tall. 

The website, in an emotionally choked voice said that it was deeply hurt by the way people used derogatory terms against it. Some of the things said by people that he found objectionable are as follows: 

• Dignified Cleavage: It didn't like the fact that the formatting on his website resembled a 'Dignified Cleavage'. "How can you use those two words together? Also, what is an undignified cleavage?" it asked. 
• Sexy Bombshell: It objected towards "some Krishna Nagar folks" use of the word 'Sexy Bombshell' referring to the woman in a dating-site advertisement on GreatAndhra.com.  It insisted that they were all decent women who were looking for friendship.
• Spicy: It said he didn't like the word 'Spicy' being used every where. For example, in "Film Nagar circles", some people were referring to GreatAndhra.com as 'Spicy Website', 'Spicy Ad', 'Spicy Java Coaching center advertisement', 'Spicy Politics', 'Spicy 3-column website layout' and 'Spicy Font'.
• 'Secret Behind': The website said that the film industry folks should stop guessing the 'Secret Behind' the homely website. 
• 'Exraaas': It condemned the use of the word 'Extraas' while referring to the comments expressed by 'many' while talking about the pleasing tone of the website when it talks about women.
• 'Stunning Curve show': It didn't like the way people called the logo of its website, a stunning curve show
• 'Hot Sexy Transparent Treat': It said that the website was very transparent in its news and presentation and is a treat to the readers. It objected to the use of Sexy and Hot and said it was insulting, given the culture that we inherited.
• 'Thighs': Another of its objections was that some BIG heroes were feeling jealous of the fact that it was in a position to beat its thighs because it has 'Pourusham' from the content and traffic it has generated.
• Big Bs: It also clarified that when he says BIG Bs, he means Big Banners and has urged people to think of  their morals.

The website said that the Film Industry has no right to criticize  because its conscience is as clear as glass and its articles are spiritual to say the least. Also, it clarified that the articles which talk about "recession causing extra-marital affairs" were backed by strong data from Price Beerhouse Coopers. It also said that according to research by CHISLE, many people agreed with him and some applauded it for the iconic article on "how people use brother-sister relationship to have sexual relationships" on the Rakhi Pournami. It also thanked the conscience-less fans of GreatAndhra for making it such a spiritually enlightening website. Also, some of the fans expressed their support and gratitude to the website especially because they didn't have to improve their English and were satisfied with the existing standards - both theirs and the website's.

The website, overall was unhappy, devastated and emotionally choked when he filed the defamation case against the entire film industry. "LET US WAIT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS". 

- Deepak Karamungikar

*Pure Sarcasm. Just for fun*

Daughter

To my daughter, Akshata.

Beyond all joys lies your smile

Hours with you seem like a while
 Heart skips a beat every time you fumble

Moments fill with glee when you vaguely mumble

Chest fills with pride every time you run

I'd fall ten times to save you from one

Thorns prick my heart when i hear you say bye

In the silence of my solitude, i remember and cry

Innocence in your eyes melts my heart

How do I express, where do I start?
Your chuckle is where my happiness begins

Troubles have forgotten me ever since

I thank the Lord for painting my life golden

Of all the homes, he chose mine to brighten 

- Deepak Karamungikar