A letter to those who made the 3G population control ad

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To,

Those who made this 3G population control ad

Dear Sir, 

I don't want to waste time introducing myself. Let me get into the matter straight away. I wonder what you and your bunch of excel sheet excretionists were thinking when you brought out that advertisement that took average IQ of your industry into negatives. I am talking about the population control dick-wagging your agency came up with and you approved it like an out of business cyprian. 

First of all, the music. The music in your advertisement sounds like you gave all the money to AB and hired a local train beggar/singer and his Rs. 20/- a day assistant to finish the job. I seriously want to know what your market research guys were smoking when they came up with this report which says that people fuck only when there is a power failure? People fuck whenever they can. It is true. You might want to try. 

Coming to the internet-porn-addict sleazy creative guys and the director who decided to show the bed rocking metaphor for copulation, they didn't have to show to the entire world how they were born. As such, your ad and your service are as unrelated as a Camel's penis and Trigonometry. 

Showing long queues of people waiting to take a shit and footage of large crowds to depict India's population is as cliched a man scratching his groin on a sultry afternoon in Chennai. And when he says, 'Bechare aur karenge bhi kya?', I wished someone got medieval on your sphincter and stopped your reckless bum-wiggling. 

Introducing a phone as a substitute for a wife was the point where your sanity levels dropped so low that they emerged from the other end of the earth. Also, when you say 'Iski Kya Zaroorat Hai', showing a vasectomy clinic, your ridiculousness surpassed the retardation levels the entire thought that believes watching videos and playing games on 3G is actually useful. 

And that 'Maine vaivahik jeevan tyaag diya,' scene where a man is seen fiddling with his phone where he should be fiddling with something else, reinforces my belief that the grey part of your brain people is no bigger than the fluid generating glands between your legs. 

Finally, to control population people need to pay Rs.5/- and buy a condom and NOT               Rs. 5000/- and get 3G anal probe done every month. 


- D K